Hook, Line, Sinker
English Pronunciation

sherlockismysuicidenote:

kanrose:

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

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OUR TEACHER MADE US READ THIS OUT LOUD IN CLASS AND I DIED

(Source: kanrose, via you-cant-bubblewrap-reality)

skelitas:

i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”

(via youre-such-a-lil-fag)

vagisodium:

i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories

(Source: trashboat, via unshaped)

glamorouskarkat:

hearing noises when ur in the shower

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(Source: goodnlght, via unshaped)

chepibola:

does anyone else have “the chair”

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(via unshaped)

"A writer is a world trapped in a person."

ryahn:

grapewallofchina:

ryahn:

grapewallofchina:

80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% dont care

that’s 110 percent

20% of me doesn’t care

should’ve seen that coming

(Source: babyknope, via tatertotassbutt)

barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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(via unshaped)

whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

(via backseatse-renade)

fake-mermaid:

why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time

(Source: fake-mermaid, via unshaped)